On a mountain high
Lives a mean old guy
He’s selling his mean old stories
To anyone he knows
All believers go
To the valley low
Where he’s descending
To perform his well-known shows
And it’s always the same
So many to blame
So few who are chosen
So weak and so tame
When they call out his name
Their thoughts are like frozen
Bye, ministry man
I’m counting from ten, yeah
Your mystery plan
Is that all you can, yeah
In the name of God
Or any other thought
The ministry man is trying to
Get you on his side
Tell you where it’s at
Before you bow your head
The ministry man is always
Playing with your mind
And it’s always the same
So many to blame
So few who are chosen
So weak and so tame
When they call out his name
Their thoughts are like frozen
Bye, ministry man
I’m counting from ten, yeah
Your mystery plan
Is that all you can, yeah