In the eighties most of my lyrics were quite melancholy. I read books on the prison riot in Attica, on the development of the atomic bomb in the Manhattan Project and on the limits to growth. All that gloomy knowledge found its way into my lyrics. Frankly, writing lyrics was the proverbial dirty job that I had rather passed on. With The Dutch, the music comes weeks, sometimes months, before the text. To me the text is a necessary evil, but I might as well make the best of it.
In those days, the zeitgeist had me by the throat. “Wur doomed!” I echoed soldier Frazer from the BBC series Dad’s Army. Not literally, but hidden in phrases like:

Medicin midgets
Architects of collapsing bridges
Science masters
Every trick in the book or disasters
Standard errors are
Beastly terrors to
Thorough masterminds

You’re probably curious whether my lyrics are still full of social criticism. Yes, I cannot resist. Lots of things bother me and make me angry: the moronic populism, whether from the right or the left, the ease with which we surrender our privacy for a false sense of security, the duo stupid & rowdy that poisons the social media. Maybe Left Of Center is the text that sums it all:

If you could read my mind you would probably stop halfway
If you would know my kind you would hear what the neighbours say
His hedge is far too tall
It looks as if he is hiding
If you would count my likes you would probably find a clue
If you would see my strikes then you’d pitch me a ball or two
I hear you say that I´m blind
Blind enough to be watching
Everyone else in the world turning right, but I´m
Left of center

But fear not, there is more. I sing for my love (Isle Of You) and write about my children (Beat The Drum). They are personal lyrics of the kind I shied so many years ago, anxious about cliches. I think I’m more relaxed now. Oh well, older and wiser, you know. And more sentimental, not to forget. Dolly Parton makes me cry easily nowadays. Let alone the opening choir of the Mattheus Passion.

I won’t brag about these lyrics. I hope I’ve managed to sing some things that ring true on our new album. That’s for others to judge. I am especially proud of a tribute to Bert’s and my father. Han Croon died in 2001. He liked our music only so-so. But he was a wise, sweet and thoroughly civilised man. I often think of him, as he walked through the Museum of Antiquities with a group of mutinous secondary school students, being totally imperturbable. Or as he chatted with his perky son about the pros and cons of a political career.


When I was a Latin teacher’s son
Only seven winters young
We were walking through the dunes one day
We were talking man to man
And I told him I’ld become a politician

Well my father was a thoughtful man
He read piles of books before
He would dare to contradict someone
Let alone his perky son
And he told me I had come to a wise decision

Latin teacher, classics preacher
Head in the clouds
I’ll build a statue for my father
Guardian of Doubts

Just before the 9/11 planes
Hit the center of New York
And he knew the world went up in flames
We overtook his body from the morgue
And I told him I’d Become like my father

Latin teacher, preacher classics
Head in the clouds
I’ll build a statue for my father
Guardian of Doubts


© Hans Croon

May 26, 2016

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2 antwoorden op “Lyrics”

  1. I only stumble across this now. All good. I love your lyrics. And even if you wrote them against your grain, pretty please provide them with anything you make because you know, we love to sing along.

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